-why would a adult go full force on a mere child- madara to the 5 kage
-am i sweating? no just rain these fools could never make me sweat- obito
-eat a dick kakazu- hidan
-huh? you fat fuck- hidan
-you think some gay little crows can stop us?- hidan again
-yo aloe vera where the fuck is sasuke- naruto talking to white zetsu
-each jutsu has its weakness and this jutsus weakness is my existence- itachi to kabuto
-your dick isnt special- sai to naruto
-i am your god now (my personal favorite) - shikamaru
-you have friends?!- gaaras dad to gaara